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Welcome, iKyuâs inKredible SubsKriber. Letâs demystify chaos.
â1000 Breakdowns in your inboxâ
âNext stop, inBox - Mon, Wed, Friâ
âInk | Information | Incredibleâ
Any of the above grabbed your attention?
This was supposed to be a launch where we can throw some generic platitudes.
But we thought whatâs better than just talking about the truth?
âŠTalking about the brutal truth.
Letâs talk about our canvas in the world of chaos!
We donât want to call this a âlaunch editionâ or something so tactless that we would shy away from it.
We canât waste energy on something that will be forgotten.
Also, only a vital few âfirstsâ are to be remembered. Not this one!
We are in your inbox, this time of the day?
âWhat are we?â
âWhat do we do?â
We traversed through a lot of fields of what we can do.
We thought in the limbo âWe want for nothing, yet we thrive for that one thingâŠâ
Deep inside, we harmonize simplicity.
But it still doesnât answer the question:
âWhy are we in YOUR inbox?â
âWhat we are going to do?â
The thing that we want to entrust you with is an experience of a lifetime:
Email Newsletter.
âWhy a newsletter?â
Everyone loves a pen pal.
In this age, where Instant messaging is a compulsive medal; Everyone wants a sparring partner, that would give them a sense of fulfilment.
A new perspective.Â
A simplified focal point of life.
An Explain-me-like-Iâm-five (ELIF5) vending machine for every bit of information, he/she/it is (Kyu)rious about.
We love newsletters. And itâs always great to build something you love!
More importantly, emails are part of everyoneâs life.
An email has been here, like forever. It will always be around.
Email technology is not a speculative market & Newsletters are going to be the future of the expression of Ideas.
We lived in jungles.
Then we lived in cities.
We moved to the internet,
Now we are going to live in emails.
Content. Cult. Chaos.
Thereâs never been friction or resistance in getting an âemailâ account.
Itâs like an integral part of life.
Newsletters become a natural extension of your life when you miss lifeâs essential shades in this flux of bountiful information.
âHow are we going to solve it?â
The choice we made to sow our first step is:
Business Entertainment.
Itâs the most misunderstood term in the broader aspect of the Indian Content realm.
Business entertainment is always camouflaged with two strains:
Adverts in the form of editorials a.k.a Advertorials.
Journalistic & opinionated-editorials
Either someone is advertising their product or someoneâs productizing advertisement.
You can never tell the difference between which oneâs valuable and which oneâs about to glide down the junk folder.
Thereâs no right answer to any of these questionsâŠ
But you do have a choice between choosing the vital few or consuming the trivial many.
Today, you have to make that choice!
The Quantum Leap.
Conventional wisdom depicts the vacuum when it comes to understanding phenomenal startup/business insights, âthe what, when, whoâ of a startup/business, and an encyclopediac view of how startups/businesses are built, run & conquered!
We are furious due to the linguistics used in this Business Entertainment realm;
you can call it content, we are calling it âhandKrafted finesseâ.
Our fuel to this finesse is:
The social audience is rented.
The email audience is adapted.
But interestingly enough, in this whole tenet of emails & newsletters being the future of the world;
There is no market âLeaderâ.
Who, surprisingly enough is capable of making us feel intelligent or belonged again?
In this modern metaphorical world where whoever channels specific information wins, thereâs no one with the right ingredients to feed our innate desire to feel belonged with an experience; traverse their academic attainment, intelligence and their findings to people with an appetite to learn.
Even if they have it, they hide it behind the status quo or a paywall.
Thereâs no one, who would help you feel elevated.
No one would even bother to make you a little bit wise by sharing their unbiased enlightenment.
No one would care for explaining to you the first principles of Business building.Â
âAre we any different from any of them?â
Well, you havenât tasted our ingredients yet, so we canât argue on pretence;
let the best recipe win!
What would be the ingredient that we would love to relish in our inbox, that too in the segment of Business Entertainment?
The taste of unbiased analysis.
The taste of brutal business breakdowns.
The taste of âdocumentary-styleâ reading experience.
Introducing, âiKyuâ.
A creative content company, cult & conduit.
With the vision:
âstartups, tech, business breakdowns â documentary-style!â
We will send a 5-minute email newsletter every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:00 AM IST.
Every issue will be handcrafted, rekindled as either a startup, technology or business breakdown in your inbox, to curse you with rarity, stories & knowledge.
A large abyss is created by traditional media companies in India by ignoring the true needs of startup/business readers, seekers and builders.
They want experience.
They want eccentricity.
They want newness in ideas.
They are deprived of all of them.
We as a creative non-conformists believe that Business entertainment should be fun, again.
We are here to make content âcoolâ again.
We have a lot of finesse to shareâŠ
Starting with our 1st Issue on a company thatâs close to our heartâŠ
Letâs sketch the canvas in this world of chaos!
Hereâs to the iKyuâs inKredible onesâŠ
Reply to this mail & let us know what topics we could brutally break down and craft a beautiful documentary-style reading experience for everyone to learn from.
We read every single one of your emails!
Now that we dotted the âiâ and cut the âKyuâ â we shall see each other around; chiming slowly in your inbox!
yours demystified.
âiKyu.
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